Unending Congressi musings
· Pappu shows Congress workers a social networking tool called Khidki even as voters are readying to show them the Darwaza. · The Congress copyrighted Secularism and Socialism in 1947. That’s why we...
View ArticleIt’s still Congress all the way…
Plans for UPA3? Manmohan… Ho Raha Pappu Nirman. Pappu Shining. Mera Pappu Mahan. Then Aam Admi’s slogan will be… Pappu Hatao! Rahul is about ½ of Manmohan’s age ¼ of his grace 1/6 of his experience 1/8...
View ArticleCongress then and now…
Then: I follow the Mahatma. Now: I follow the Pappu. Then: Gareebi Hatao. Now: Modi Hatao. Then: Their PM most popular politician in country. Now: Their PM can’t even win a Lok Sabha election. Then:...
View ArticleCongress then and now…
What the Congress stood for in 1947… Consensus. Optimism. Nation-building. Great leaders. Raj gaya angrezo ka. Equality. Secularism. Socialism. And in 2013… Corruption + Crony Capitalism + Communalism....
View ArticleSonia musings…
Sonia: BJP is a party of poisonous people. + Sonia: Power is poison. = What Sonia really said: BJP is a party of powerful people. It’s absolutely rare in the world for a pathetic orator to be the...
View ArticleAnother round of Congressi musings…
1942: Congress launched Quit India movement against British. 2014: If Congress gets re-elected, many citizens may want to Quit India. If Sonia Gandhi is the entire country’s mother, then it’s time...
View ArticleCONGRESS post-2014 Lok Sabha polls…
C: Corruption cases re-opening threat. O: Opposition pygmies. N: National Herald scam. G: Governors targeted. R: Rahul totally irrelevant. E: Existential crisis. S: Sonia fading. S: Swiss bank expose...
View ArticlePost-election loss Congressi musings…
Fact of the day… When Rajiv Gandhi became Congress party president, he hadn’t won a single election in his life nor had he held any significant government post whatsoever. #AmitShah After affecting...
View ArticleSinking Congressi musings…
Probably the only major Congress shake-up that Sonia wants to do is to make Pappu Senior Vice President and Pappini Junior Vice President. Pappu: Should I put more fire into my political ambitions? A:...
View ArticleAlternative careers for sinking Congress leaders…
Rahul Gandhi: Fashion model. Priyanka Vadra: Brand Ambassador to the real estate industry. Sonia Gandhi: Permanent Ambassador to Italy. Digvijay Singh: Conspiracy theory TV host. Shashi Tharoor:...
View ArticleMore on the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…
Films of… Pappu: The Man Who Would be Prime Minister. Sonia: The Last Queen of Scamland. Manmohan: On Her Majesty’s (Not So) Secret Service. Report: Rs 51 lakh spent for maintenance at Sonia’s house....
View ArticleNew Congress climate musings…
The 3 Stages of Congress… 1947-89: Monopoly. 1989-2014: The Survivor. 2014- : Oblivion. The 3 Stages of RSS/BJS/BJP… 1947-77: Oblivion. 1977-2014: The Survivor. 2014- : Monopoly. Congressman A: We are...
View ArticleMahatma said end Congress. Pappu said OK.
Indira half as good as Nehru. Rajiv half as good as Indira. Sonia half as good as Rajiv. Pappu half as good as Sonia. (Where Nehru was bad to begin with!) My great great grandfather became Congress...
View ArticleMore #SoniaRahulHazirHo #NationalHeraldScam musings…
If Pappu breaks traffic rule and cop fines him, he’ll disrupt Parliament. Headline will be… BJP-backed Delhi Police derails GST and reforms in India. Herald a new dawn for National pride! Congress most...
View ArticleSonia then and now…
Then… Saviour for party. Only alternative for India. Nehru-Gandhi dynasty rocks. Indian bahu rules. Allies flock for sharing power. Now… Son is her only hope. Only alternative for Congressis. National...
View ArticleThe truth about the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…
Jawaharlal Nehru… 9 ways in which Nehru was a bad pioneer… April 13, 2015, Sify.com Meet India’s four great dictators November 15, 2014, Sify.com Seven reasons why Nehru was a bad first PM April 30,...
View ArticlePappu-Kejri musings…
#StartUpPappu? I in 2004. #StartUpPappu II in 2009. #StartUpPappu III in 2014. #StartUpPappu IV in 2019. #StartUpPappu V in 2024. #StartUpPappu VI in 2029. …ad infinitum…ad nauseam… #StartUpPappu? was...
View ArticleThis is Pappu. Be like Pappu!
This is Pappu. Pappu takes long vacation whenever he wants. Pappu bunks work. Pappu idles around in the work place. Pappu keeps losing in cool in public. Pappu generally enjoys life and doesn’t give a...
View ArticleHow Congress slogans should actually change…
Then… and… Now. Garibi Hatao. Congress Hatao. Wipe every tear from every eye. Wipe every Congress leader from every State. Ho raha Bharat Nirman. Ho raha Pappu Nirman. Poori roti khayenge, Congress ko...
View ArticleFor the first time ever, Sonia stands isolated…
Ever since Sonia Gandhi entered the Indian scene, she has directly or indirectly been in a position of great power. Take a look… 1968-77: Daughter-in-law of Prime Minister. 1977-80: Daughter-in-law of...
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